**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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