How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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