He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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