you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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