maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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