Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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