question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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