You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
please come you make the beer taste better
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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