so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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