I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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