Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Quick, to the slutcave!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Randomize
