oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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