She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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