I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
one two three fourrrrnication!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I need a hoe opinion
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