Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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