I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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