She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
When are your genitals available?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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