she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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