So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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