i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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