shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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