One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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