Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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