did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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