These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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