maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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