No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
They left me at home... I'm a liability
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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