Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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