in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
just found out that she named her cat after me.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
this hospital has no fireball
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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