would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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