The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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