Are we in a gay sports bar?
My cat gives me a boner
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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