Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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