i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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