Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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