Are we in a gay sports bar?
Do vagina's smell?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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