And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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