If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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