Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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