I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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