so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Randomize
