she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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