Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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