Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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