nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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