it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
