If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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