ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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