Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
