I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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