Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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